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have a transparent democracy on your dash
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its fun to draw clothes clashing with the characters, i recommend everyone try it❀✿❀✿❀
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legend says, if you do everything just right„,you’ll be able to summon„,tumblr user pizza
are you going to sacrifice that lamb
if the pizza god so desires
day 2, still no sign of tumblr user pizza
please do not sacrifice the lamb!!
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Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War. From Cowan’s Auctions
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My childhood is over.
Go sit in the corner!
nobody should ever see this
DUCKY NO
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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