May 2013
askthetwiin2:
pizza:
mrscalypsojackson:
sassycalypso:
nightskyfly:
sassycalypso:
legend says, if you do everything just right„,you’ll be able to summon„,tumblr user pizza
are you going to sacrifice that lamb
if the pizza god so desires
day 2, still no sign of tumblr user pizza
please do not sacrifice the lamb!!
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
voldemortandco:
zubat:
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
tobeymacguire:
i read yaoi for the art
“i love unmade beds. i love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– (via jstnbieber)
purplefridge:
heterophobia is not the solution to homophobia
skinnyshaming is not the solution to fatshaming
“reverse racism” is not the solution to racism
misandry is not the solution to misogyny
don’t fight fire with fire, it’s called “equality” for a reason!!!
imgonnamakeachange:
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
omg the perfection of this post
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
Coming into a fandom late
221books:
valerieparker:
baxtersaurus:
mishstiel:
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.
stylishirish:
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
wow this...
didney-worl-no-uta:
I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and
oh my god
NOOSE BURGER
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams